White Christmas
We’re back! After the Elves’ enforced Christmas break they’ve been re-released out into the web to continue their search for the best Lego vehicles that it has to offer. One particularly speedy Elf...
View ArticleDriving Home for Christmas
No tenuous links to Christmas are needed for this post! Versteinert’s classic station wagon entitled ‘Ready for Christmas’ includes a (brilliant) Christmas tree, a boot full of presents, and Saint...
View ArticleBaja Bug
Snow is falling outside TLCB Towers today, so here’s a VW buggy built to race in the desert. No we couldn’t think of a Christmas link. And we’re really cold. Anyway, this Speed Champions style ‘Baja...
View Article368-F40
LEGO’s new Speed Champions canopy has popped up all over the place since its release on the the 75890 Ferrari F8 set. It looks great in many applications, and this superb Ferrari F40 continues that...
View ArticleSmokey and the Bandit | Picture Special
This is a Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am, a car made famous by the ’77 movie ‘Smokey and the Bandit’, and possibly the only car in history to look kinda-cool with pin-striping. Plus a giant flaming bird...
View ArticleScrapheap
Short of a dumpster fire, if there’s an image more suited to summarising 2020 than this we’re yet to see it. Faber Mandragore‘s scrapyard is a fitting way to end probably the weirdest year of modern...
View ArticleCop Classic
Christmas is over, the decorations are down, and work begins tomorrow. Versteinert‘s previously featured classic station wagon, as driven by Santa himself, has now been repurposed as a police car, and...
View ArticleAlfa Romeo Giulia Sprint GTA | Picture Special
This is an Alfa Romeo Giulia Sprint GTA, and we don’t think we’ve ever wanted a car more. Built by Zeta Racing, this incredible recreation of Alfa Romeo’s brilliant ’60s sports saloon has jumped right...
View ArticlePre-SUV
With the world’s luxury auto makers seemingly in competition to produce the most hideous, obnoxious, and enormous SUV (see here, here, here, and here), we’re going back to a time when a fast family...
View ArticleCarabo
This is the Alfa Romeo Carabo, it’s just one letter short of being a Thai energy drink / some kind of cow, and it’s mad. Designed by Bertone and revealed in 1968, the Carabo ushered in the change from...
View ArticleTwo Horse Race
There was something of a kerfuffle in TLCB Towers today. In a not uncommon event, two TLCB Elves had returned with a model each – in this case a pair of Speed Champions classic Ferraris – and...
View ArticleForbidden Flatness
Porsche are perhaps the best known manufacturer to use flat engines, despite the fact that these days most of their cars are powered by Volkswagen Group Vs or Inlines. However Ferrari too once powered...
View ArticleThe Countach Conundrum
Crap cars come in all shapes and sizes. This is one of them. The Lamborghini Countach was like nothing else on earth when in arrived in 1974. It was almost un-drivable, miserable to be in, but it...
View ArticleMoustache P.I.
This TLCB Writer is too young to know anything about Magnum P.I, but it seems to have been mostly about a moustache galavanting around Hawaii in a Ferrari 308. And was therefore probably excellent....
View ArticleMy Other Car’s Also Really Slow
The original Fiat 500 was so called because it was powered by a rear-mounted 500cc two-cylinder engine. Back in ’50s Europe though, you could go even smaller. This is the Vespa 400, so called because...
View ArticleBig Heart
It’s Valentines Day, and the office here a TLCB Towers is filled with piles of cards from our admirers. Wait, that’s not right. We mean it’s filled with messages from ‘instructions plz’ enquirers....
View ArticleDodgy Drag
This Elves are very excited today. Not only does this excellent 1970 Dodge Challenger feature a hood scoop (Elf points), many drag racing modifications (more Elf points), and a brick built nitrous kit...
View ArticleSmall-Scale Sixties Sunday
We had a three-way Elf fight here at TLCB Towers today, as a trio of intrepid internet investigators returned with three sixties classics. This inevitably led to a fight over whose was best, but as...
View ArticleOh Lord, Won’t You Buy Me…
Three Mercedes-Benz? Mercedes-Benz have made all sorts of vehicles. Cars, vans, trucks, and buses, plus engines for cars, vans, trucks and buses have all borne the three-painted star. Flickr’s Moritz...
View ArticleDelightful Sedan
We’re not sure what ‘DS’ stands for these days, as Stellantis (what?) seems be using the brand solely in an attempt to charge 50% more for some extra chrome attached to decidedly average Citroens....
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